I'm Applying for the Branch Manager Position...

Monday I reported about a grass roots P.R. campaign had been  zipping around cyberspace in the form of emails sent from Countrywide Loan Officers.  "Operation Real Story".   They were all cut and pasted, all had the exact same verbiage, just a different loan officer's contact information tacked on to the bottom.  It was a sad piece of P.R. that most any thinking person could easily see right through.

Tony Gallegos had also received quite a few of these emails.  Instead of deleting them and moving on like I did, he took the time and deciphered each paragraph and offered intelligent logical counterpoints.   I reprinted his rebuttal in

"... know that I am here, backed by Countrywide"

The Propaganda Styled Posters were my idea. 

It appears the Countrywide Corporate P.R. Machine wasn't done.  They've moved on to "Operation Branch Manager".  Diana Olick of CNBC reported that a Branch Manager on the east coast had given a similar sounding presentation to a real estate office. 

(Is this proof that Agents don't read their emails?)

I just checked with an internal source I have at CW and indeed it's true.  Managers have been told to go out and deliver the same exact message in person to real estate offices in their area!

So I offer my soul to the Countrywide HR staff.  Hire me.  I'll drink the corporate Kool-aid.  I'll spout back exactly what your corporate memos tell me to say.  I'll not ingest, digest or inhale.  I won't think.  I won't question.  I won't doubt.  My lips will move and nobody will be able to see you pull the strings.

In return all I want is full salary, full benefits, oh and a matching self directed 401,k plan.

I can be reached at (925) 288-9977 Ext. 104

References available upon request.