Friday Humor

One of my favorite Real Estate Jokes from days gone by.

A mortgage company was staffing up, crunched for time, and HR director devised a "one-minute interview" for prospective employees. The first candidate was an accountant, and the head of HR asked, "What is one plus one?" The accountant says, "Well, if you are talking about the value of one in the current year, and the second value of one also being in the same calendar year, then the answer would be two." The HR chief says, "Well done, we'll get back to you."

The second candidate is an underwriter, and when asked the same question replies, "I am assuming that this is similar to other numbers, and therefore based on common methods of evaluating the equation the answer would be two." The head of HR says, "Well done, we'll get back to you."

The third candidate is an appraiser, and HR asks, "What is one plus one?"

The appraiser replies, "What number did you have in mind?"

"You're hired."

Like I said,

From days gone by!

Have a great Friday!

Mike "Always used an independent 3rd party appraiser" Mueller